Did You Just Touch My Squirrel?

i got to thinking today about how long we can go without loving someone.
i mean ive gone over a year now without having sex/loving someone,
and although i thought it would be a major struggle with me, ive found it quite easy.
although i know people have different points of breaking, and whats to stop some one that hasn't
sex for that long becoming A-sexual (where a person doesn't like love and and can go without loving someone.)
where do you draw the line when it comes to the time in between?

i hear all these people complaining everyday "ooooh i haven't had it in a couple of weeks"
so what!! i haven't had it in over a year and you dont see me complaining!
how can we gauge how long one single person can go without having sex.
some people stay virgins all their lives, but haven't yet tasted what sex is like,
and therefore will not need the same amount of love that a regular sexual active person would.
you can't miss something you've never tried, as they say.

there have been points over this long year that i've thought fuck!!!!! i need a good shaggin !!
but i'm not sure that i need love as the next regular joe does, because it hasn't been there for a long time,
you grow used to not having it, and therefore you dont need it. you can yearn for it, and seek it,
but you will never really get it untill your ready to accept the fact that life just doesn't revolve around sex.

trust me my re-virginity isn't through getting my cock chopped off, being ina rural village all on my ownsome
doesn't help that, and thats why i think, it doesn't affect me, because its not in my face 24/7.
although i see it on the all the media levels, you dont think of it as sex, you see it as an ad campaign.
its also not the fact ive gone off sex, i mean i love the thing, but i don't need soome one to love me to survive the surrealism of
normal life.

don't get me wrong i think people in love is the most amazing thing in the world, and your sex life is your own
you can own it or do whatever you will with it.

but i guess what im trying to say is, i dont need a guy to survive anymore, ive found indpendence in sexual frustration,
its a liberating experience not having to think of someone else all the time, or worrying what my partner might
think of my behaviour, i am my own and thats it.

i haven't got another person growing out of me, and i certianly dont need one to survive, its just me growing.
im not activly seeking love, im waiting for it to come to me
and although that maybe a long wait, i dont care because i know, that when it comes
it will be mind blowing. but ill still be craig, not craig + (*partners name)
ill still be me, and i wont change for the person i with, because that person should be with me, for me,
and not because he can see the possibilty of change.

in effect to this whole update;
i guess im just one sexless guy waiting for cupid to finally shot me with his arrow.

*edit*
i'm now working 7 days a week, and helping out with everything i can! how much butt licking does one guy have to do, to get a raise around here
*second thoughts - ask for one!*
although i do get 24 hours off, just not in a big 'ole block, just spread out over a week!
god ive done too much butt licking !
but still i want a pay rise!

okay so im totally bored and have nothing to do except binge eat on junk food, lmao!oooooooooooooh
i brought a really nice bag yesterday in llandudno, its really hott !
its like a skull and crossbones (a4 size) with wings coming off it, and its got some writing on it !
its really really really nice !
have got work tonight !
its going to be busy and i cant be arsed with it !
hahahaha!
why is my life so funfilled !!!
lol im off
im going to buy more junk food!

okay so my mum has give me an ultimatum!!!
clean up my act or move out, all in a month.
but i'm like not bad, i dont know what she thinks of me
but it obviously not what i think of myself.
she calls me selfish, just because ive gone out and got drunk a little bit more that i should of this week
and about money aswell, shes always blaggin meh head about that!
i got paid like £170 for this week, i gave her £50 and spent the rest on myself, admittidly a little stupid to waste that money but its my money i work for it !
and shes going on about all these bills i have to pay and all this shit!
and im just like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
i cant deal with all this shit shes throwing at me !
and i do wanna move back down south!
fuck my job, fuck all the people i know, fuck the things ive worked hard for !
fuck it all
i wanna move!

yo whats going on guys?
me, not much
just working !
and thats about it really!
there is like nothing to do in this little village!
damn the envy of city life!

Yo Everybody!
im a little widdled !
lol !
just finished work and i had a few drinks after work !
A FEW TOO MANY !!!!!!1111
hhehehehheheh!
LOVE IT
and i had a game off ppool aswell and i cheated ! alot !!!!! LMAO
i was playing against a girl and i ws losing
so what can ya doooo!
LOL drunk is fun!
and plus i got drunk for like 2 pounds!
lol, some ppl brought me a drink
and then i had a staff one, a very large staff one!!
and then i brought myself a malibu and coke, but i acidentally put like 3 shots in there heeeehhhehehhehe!
OOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPHS meh bad!!!!
LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Woooooooooooooooh
work tonight
at 5pm till 1am
i am a bar man
unsociable hours are my calling
LOVE IT!
and i'm working with kirsty which is better, cos we get on really well, its so funny, were always giggilin!
and im trying to find myself a nice man !
its difficult but im rocking the single status life!
not very well, but still LOL !
well im off i have to get ready,
its going to be a long night, fun but........long!

live journal update -
well it was my bday on the 23.05. and i finally got what ive always asked for. A LAPTOP
love it !!
i was so pleased ! i was like screaming in the pub when i opened my present !
kudos to mum and dad for actually buying me what i want this year!
life is going well, i am loving it !
i'm working in the local pub now, its so much better in there than in the last place
they are so much more appreciative in there and its just a generally nice place to work
and plus i know so much more people from my village because of it !
i went out for lunch on my birthday, it was so nice i had a great big rump steak.
theres like so much i have to update on but ive forgotten most of it because i haven't updated
in so long, which i am very sorry for !
OMG big news !
my dads crazy girlfriend has been sectioned, so shes now in a mental home!
shes been section for 28 days minimum, and after the doctors have done their tests her length of stay
will be decided, and personally i think it should be for a long, long, long, time !
the crazy bitch !
hahaha! LOVE IT !
im at my dad's house now cos im down here for a couple of days but i left on friday so i was
like down here for a week and a day!
it was weird, but it was okay i guess.
i had fun and had a good night out with my gal LORNA!
it was fun and we had like a pitcher of sangria - it was really yummy!
and for my birthday she got me a fantastic necklace i absolutly love it
SO THANNNNNNNNNNNNK YOU!!!
right thats me over for a couple of days,
and i shall update some time soon
Lub's ya'll
Lubs
Craigyb

so im back in gosport for a little while and it is utterly crap crap crap !
but on a plus note im round lornas house !
theres not mucho going on right now !
nothing to report
boring boring boring!
im even yawning its that fun!
i still hate this place with a passion (gosport i mean)
its not a nice place !
i wanna go home but still i cant untill wednesday ( and its saturday now!)
i have a new job im not sure if ive updated it allready but imma barman !
which is sooooooo fun ! i have a new tattoo (not sure if i told ya)
its like 3 stars going down a milkyway kinda thing !
its hot and hopefully im getting a new one today !
a butterfly on my left wrist
well gotta go

imma going to get it done now
lubs yall
lubs
craig

hey everyone !
uber boring break from work !
like what do they expect me to do for two hours !
i mean dont get me wrong i love to shop but when u cant be asked there is like nothing else
to do !
dumbass village !
hahahhaha
well nothing new to report just work work work, drink drink drink!
yay for that !

okay so im not back but its an update, you get the picture don't cha !
well its been ages since ive like randomly talked on here but its all good !
and YAY i have the net at home not (adsl) but it has to be wired and stuff before its all up and that
its surprising just how annoying one house can be !
well ive not been up too mucho
just mainly working and shopping buy lots of nice things now iu can afford it!
today ive already brought 2 t-shirts a jumper and a jacket and i dont even know if ive finished buying yet but we'll find out when i look at my bank balance later !
damn my spending habbits!
but on th eplus side the jumper and jacker were something ive wanted for a long time
and i even found them in the sale which is even better !
YAY for sale !
its hard to describe how mucho ive changed since moving
but mainly i'm just more chilled out and more into family and all that !
its all kinda crazy but hey it be all good
im sorry if this isn't very long but its kinda hard to put into words whats
happened over the past like 8 months since ive moved
hello to everyone that i haven't spoken too in a while !
and on that note i would like to say a special hello to lorna !
the one and only !
who i do miss like loads !
i know she might not read this but hey its worth ago huh!
and to lauren (whom i'm not even sure reads this but hey its worth ago)
i never disliked you, just ur boyfriend
i know it went kinda crap but times have changed and so have i, as im sure you have too
and i think we should kinda get past it now
i did text you some time ago but im not sure if you got it, or didn't have any credit
or did and decided not to text back but either way i would still like to be your friend
anyways nuff that !
*thinks of something to write*
mmmmmmmmm this macchiato tastes great !
loving it !
ne ways im off, update some other time
lubs ya'll
lubs (still got it )
Craig

okay wales rocks having majorly fun, got job working in ice cream shop/cafe made supervisior 5.75 an hour yay meeeeeee !!
and plus i get to fire and hire ppl!!
go me
craig out!

OMG MOVING DAY PINNED (FINALLY) TO THE 2ND OF APRIL!!!
whhhhhhhhot but scary stuff!
the van is booked
im starting packing!
slowing getting my things together!
sorting my shit out!
and my sisters moving into my room!
thats means my whole room has to be gutted out and cleaned!
but thats not a very big job cos my rooms nice and clean so no problammmmmos there then!
i wanna have a leaving party but i can't afford it damn it !
so me thinks its gunna be a drink down the pub !
i know my mum wants to say goodbye to every one so we'll have a joint thingeymabobey!
it aint long till my 18th birthday either, so thats all geewhizzzzz
i dunno what imma gunna do bout that either, stay up there or come down here, ill probally have it up there, then come down the next day or summit!
imma probally gunner have to get the train down then !
10 hours train ride back to gosport from where i will be!
and about 50 change overs ! which i hate with a passion cos i allways think that i will get on the wrong train and end up in godknowswhere!!

i know i talk about moving alot, i mean i have got other things going on in my life, but nothing really to write about!

i think ill write a little leaving speech!!!
LOL !!!
it will read !

YOUVE ALL TAUGHT ME SO MUCH BUT MOST OF ALL IVE LEARNT TO LOVE
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!

and that will be it !
and then every one will applaud and i will bow!
just for politeness of course
not cos im great/fantastic or anything!

on another note, my nan is moving out too, she said that she wants to be alone, and have peace and quiet.
which sucks but hey.
its weird cos one of the reasons i moved in here is cos i didn't want her to be alone, i means shes like 83, shes old, and it scares me too know that shes all alone, but i guess im gunna have to put up with it cos its her choice, and i don't really have a choice in the matter.
that sucks.

*insert whitty caption here to stop depression*

"sex is a drug karen, i should know, i'm a licenced dealer."

hahaha, nope, that didn't help!

anywhoooooooo im off
TTFN
lubs ya'll
lubs
craig

hey yall
i thought i would update just cos i aint done it in a while!
laurens party tonight, im stoked!
i haven't seen her in like forever,
i guess that its gunna be weird kinda cos i aint seen her in a long time, and the last time we properly spoke we had a spat!
its weird how the pppl weve known for the longest we normally fight with the least, but then when you do fight, its like a major huge ass row, and u don't end up talking for like a long time!
i think it must have been about 3-4 months was the last time we talked, which is weird cos for about 7 years we used to talk like everyday !
i think me and lauren have only had like 2 rows in the whole like 6-8 odd years weve known each other!
i cant even remember what the first ever row was about actually!
but i guess thats a good thing really!
it means that you really accept each other huh!
i mean if you didn't you would fight like alot, or like not even talk!
me and lauren have been friends for like 8 years ! thats such a long time to know some one!
we met in 1997 when we started school and its now 2005 !
fig me, i never thought that our friendship would last aslong as it did!
OMG lauren [Unknown LJ tag] do you remember the time in summer, when we had a picnic in your back garden and had loads of boooze and munch!
and we took pictures of us blowing bottles of whiskey ! and pictures weirdly of our socks/feet!!!!! OMG killer times.
and on a rather odd note, i want to learn how to knit!
id would pass the time, and i can make pretty jumpers which are itchy to fuck!
i could make tableclothes, and doleys, and booties for my meny cousins!
and weird hankercheifs!
thats what im gunner learn cos im just plain weird like that!
i need some new jeans!
and some new belts!
i need all this stuff and being poor isn't helping!
maybe i should marry/get blessed to a millionare!
i could be gabrielleesk!
damn her, shes so pretty it hurts!
i wanna be as pretty as her!
if ya dont know who im on about its gabriel (sp!?) of desperate housewives!
how much does that programme rock ! its the money ! its the sex ! its the bombdiggety ! its scorching ! its hot ! everything ordinary telle isn't!
gotta love it !
HI5 for the lovely ladies on wisteria lane!
my favorite characture has to by lynette tho ! she struggles so much ! having four kids and to be addicted to their a.d.d medication, with a husband whos way on busness most of the time must suck huh!
ooooh little spoiler for UK viewers (i think its true dunno if it is yet!)
Bree's son andrew (??!) turns out to be gay!
i dunno if its hearsay, but its what i heard!
fatboichillin where you up too in the series of D.H.?! where only just up too the bit where gabrille puts on the charity fashion show!?!?!
i wanna know if it gets any better !
cos its the bee's now anyway!
and as they say the only was is up BABY!
i think my favourite line from what ive seen so far, is the bit where every one is sittting round brees party ( in memory of mary alice) and there all discussing secrets and stuff and everyone says something and Bree just comes out with "REX CRIES WHEN HE EJACULATES" that made me piss my pants with laughter!!!!
and OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOOOWD at finding out who sent the note to mary alice !! that old bitch ! just init for the money !
everyone though it was EDIE but no it was wasss'ehname that edie lives with ! that tried to blackmail susan!!!
the evil bitch!
she was great though !
and wassup up with DANA girl?!
i know zack killed her, but whats the deal?!
i wanna frickin know !
and zack getting it on with julie!
OMGOSH!
i could frickin rant about it for ever!
its so fucking goooooooood!
well im off folks
TTFN
lubs ya'll
lubs
craigyb

1. As A Child I Was Overly Fond Of The Nursary Rhyme, Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Three Men In A Tub.

2. I Loved The Spice Girls A Little Too Much.

3. I Grew Up With Only Females In My Household.

4. My First Words Were; Jimmy Choo's

5. I Was Dropped On My Head When I Was 3!.

6. I Was Violently Sick When I Came Out Of My Mothers Vagina.

OMG i went a met joe last night ive been talking to him for about a year and we like only live 5 mins away from each other so i thought i would go and meet him, i took some pot cos i wanted to get wreck and i was so fucking out of it at the end of the night that i ended up buying a pill off some bloke to stop him taking it cos he haden't taken them for 3 weeks so i brought it off him so he couldn't, now i have a pill and nothing to do with it so i may flush it down the toilet!!!
maddness !
that was one weird night !
so anyways i came home ordered a kebab with my sisters and found out i shouldn't have eaten alll the humus to myself !
and then we watch i, robot. and i fell asleep at the goood bit!
but thats okay cos i watched it earlier!
that film does kick ass!
well im off TTFN
lubs yall
lubs
craig